Don't you feel small?

I noticed that all the stores around here are just named for what's inside them. Just from campus I can see "the Waffle shop," "Kitchen Furniture," "the Music Store," "Russian Restaurant," and "Delicious Burgers." Down the road a bit is "Groceries," "Cheap Cigarettes," and "Hardware."

Don't people around here have any creativity? Props to the Vietnamese place across the streeet for putting a little effort into their name.

Jokes about finding this place have already been done.